The Ladder and Step Ladder Business
While we still plan to sell to anyone building or getting over a border wall, we also sell ladders to the general public. Take a look at our business plan:
Demand
Our market research has found a direct correlation between the miles of border wall built and the number of ladders we will sell.
Promotions
If Russia can influence an election, we can influence sales. We have four social accounts and are not above sliding into your DMs.
Finance
Our finance situation and our elected officials have something in common: they both run off false hope. We made a GoFundMe.
Marketing
The outdated 4Ps of marketing are Place, Product, Promotion, and Price. We updated it to Political Policies Power Profitability.
Extension Ladders, Little Giant Ladders, and More
Contrary to what our domain name suggests, we do not discriminate on height. All types and sizes of ladders are available.
Ladder Merchandise & Covid Clothing
We are working on expanding The Make America Accessible Again Network. We use satire to make money. A portion of all clothing sales goes to charity.
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