Ladders and Step Ladders

We sell small ladders, step ladders, step stools, and funny clothing too!

The #1 Ladder and Step Ladder Company

We sell small ladders, step ladders, step stools, and funny clothing too!
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We openly profit off

Making America Accessible Again

We openly profit off Making America Accessible Again
0+ billion dollars of poorly managed government funding up for grabs
0+ miles of border wall that will need the help of ladders to be constructed
0+ thousand annual border crossers who will now need ladders
0+ billion dollars of poorly managed government funding up for grabs
0+ miles of border wall that will need the help of ladders to be constructed
0+ thousand annual border crossers who will now need ladders

The Ladder and Step Ladder Business

While we still plan to sell to anyone building or getting over a border wall, we also sell ladders to the general public. Take a look at our business plan:

Demand

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Our market research has found a direct correlation between the miles of border wall built and the number of ladders we will sell.

Demand for ladders >

Promotions

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If Russia can influence an election, we can influence sales. We have four social accounts and are not above sliding into your DMs.

Ladder promotions >

Finance

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Our finance situation and our elected officials have something in common: they both run off false hope. We made a GoFundMe.

Our GoFundMe >

Marketing

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The outdated 4Ps of marketing are Place, Product, Promotion, and Price. We updated it to Political Policies Power Profitability.

Marketing initiatives >

Ladder Merchandise & Covid Clothing

We are working on expanding The Make America Accessible Again Network. We use satire to make money. A portion of all clothing sales goes to charity. 

Branded Merch.

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Merchandise

Covid Clothing

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PPE Bikinis

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PPEbikinis

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