Our Company Profits Off
Making America Accessible Again
Ladder & Step Ladder Products for Everyone
We sell ladders to governments and households. Take a look at our revolutionary business plan:
Our market research has found a direct correlation between the miles of border wall built and the number of ladders we will sell.
If Russia can influence an election, we can influence sales. We have four social accounts and are not above sliding into your DMs.
Our Products Include
Extension Ladders, Little Giant Ladders, and More
For those of you that need a few extra inches in your life. Am I right, ladies? Or dudes, we don't judge.
A Frame Ladders
Use these baby border busters to help metaphorically and literally reach new heights.
TRiUMPhant twenty footers that are absolutely perfect for building and getting over border walls.
Little Giant Ladders
If these were our products, the instruction manual would be the Kama Sutra book with pictures of ladders instead of humans.
These growers not showers don't blame it being cold outside when people see them shrunk down.
Ladder Merchandise & Covid Clothing
A portion of all clothing sales goes to charity.
From SoCal Distancing to Corona Virish, we have Covid-19 themed shirts for different states and countries.
PPE Bikinis & Boardshorts that make wearing a mask sexy. We are in the funding stage, but you should check out the designs.
Shirts, sweaters, hats, and more. Just get your credit cards out. Mexico didn't pay for the wall and they won't pay for your clothing either.
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