We turned health and safety into health and sexy. Our site raises money to clean up COVID-caused pollution.
We Profit Off
Making America Accessible Again
Products Include:
Ladders to help build border walls
Ladders to climb over border walls
Stylish merch to support our brand
Whether you need a ladder to build or get over the wall, we’ve got you covered.
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The amount of poorly managed gov. funding up for grabs.
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The length of border wall that need ladders to get built.
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PPL
The annual number of humans using ladders to scale the wall.
Political Policies
Power Profitability
We updated the 4Ps of marketing (Place, Price, Promotion, Product) to reflect the real drivers of our economy.
Revenue streams include:
Ladder Sales
Merchandise
Affiliates
Donations
Ladder-Powered AI: Accessible Independence
We are raising money to manufacture our own ladders, until then, we act as a referral partner.
Step Ladders
These baby border busters are perfect for smaller tasks.
A-Frame Ladders
Freedom-frame ladders that fold faster than our stance on tariffs.
Extension Ladders
TRiUMPhant twenty footers that are perfect for large walls.
Multi-Purpose Ladders
These ladders collapse in more ways than a gov. budget debate.
Telescoping Ladders
Growers, not showers, that rise faster than our inflation rate.
Rope Ladders
Ladders that drop down faster than a politician’s approval ratings.
Terrific Products at
Tariffic Pricing
Trickle down economics works great for expenses! As tarrifs rise, we pass down the cost to our customers.
Merchandise includes:
Shirts & Tanks
Sweaters
Stickers
Hats
Our Latest Products:
A portion of the proceeds go to charity, the rest goes towards scaling our company.
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Tanks
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Early-Stage Startups,
Late-Stage Capitalism
We are the parent company, but prefer our subsidiaries call us daddy.
PersonoftheRear.com
An annual contest for the world’s crappiest people. Category winners receive our exclusive POTY award.
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Concepts of Plans
We have a few ethical concerns about these. Trademark law isn’t exactly cheering us on either
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Generational Wealth
Early-Stage Startups,
Late-Stage Capitalism
We are the parent company, but prefer our subsidiaries call us daddy.
PPEbikinis.com
We turned health and safety into health and sexy. Our site raises money to clean up COVID-caused pollution.
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PersonoftheRear.com
An annual contest for the world’s crappiest people. Category winners receive our exclusive POTY award.
More Info
Concepts of Plans
We have a few ethical concerns about these. Trademark law isn’t exactly cheering us on either
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Generational Wealth
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