We Sell Ladders, Stools, & Step Ladders
Small ladders, extension ladders, telescoping ladders, and funny shirts are available too!
Our Company Profits Off
Making America Accessible Again
Ladder & Step Ladder Products for Everyone
We sell ladders to governments and households. Take a look at our revolutionary business plan:
Demand
Our market research has found a direct correlation between the miles of border wall built and the number of ladders we will sell.
Promotions
If Russia can influence an election, we can influence sales. We have four social accounts and are not above sliding into your DMs.
Finance
Our finance situation and our elected officials have something in common: they both run off false hope. We made a GoFundMe.
Expansion
The outdated 4Ps of marketing are Place, Product, Promotion, and Price. We updated it to Political Policies Power Profitability.
Our Products Include
Extension Ladders, Little Giant Ladders, and More
Step Ladders
For those of you that need a few extra inches in your life. Am I right, ladies? Or dudes, we don't judge.
A Frame Ladders
Use these baby border busters to help metaphorically and literally reach new heights.
Extension Ladders
TRiUMPhant twenty footers that are absolutely perfect for building and getting over border walls.
Little Giant Ladders
If these were our products, the instruction manual would be the Kama Sutra book with pictures of ladders instead of humans.
Telescoping Ladders
These growers not showers don't blame it being cold outside when people see them shrunk down.
Ladder Merchandise & Covid Clothing
A portion of all clothing sales goes to charity.
Covid Clothing
From SoCal Distancing to Corona Virish, we have Covid-19 themed shirts for different states and countries.
PPE Bikinis
PPE Bikinis & Boardshorts that make wearing a mask sexy. We are in the funding stage, but you should check out the designs.
Branded Merch.
Shirts, sweaters, hats, and more. Just get your credit cards out. Mexico didn't pay for the wall and they won't pay for your clothing either.
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