4/20 Get Even Higher Sale
VDay Get Over Your Ex Sale
Raise Your Flag Month
Ladders for Libras
Church of Ladder Day Saints
St. Laddy's Day
We have no clue what we are actually going to do for this promotion. Maybe just offer free alcohol with every ladder purchase?
Maybe we pinch you for buying a ladder?
We will raise our prices and hope everyone is too high to actually notice.
We also have some concept promos ready.
- Have a get even higher sale for every state that legalizes weed
- Partner with weed stores to sell weed/ladder combo (the outdoor package)
- We create a large ladder strain of weed and mark up the price due to the brand name
1) We say you need to get over your ex and offer you a discount
2) We let you send a ladder to your self-loving ex to get over themselves.
We are the first company to come out and openly admit to trying to profit off the gay rights movement.
We will put rainbows on our logos if it increases our sales. Also, this is satire; don't kill us.
We did buy prideforprofit.com for future use.
Chop everything up into small bits and put into a bowl. That was easy huh?
Enjoy this special dish brought to you by Slider Revolution.
We would like to have promos/discounts on ladders, but that really requires us to either have our GoFundMe be fully funded, or we secure a white-label partnership with a manufacturer.
in depth post. You might as well learn something new today.
Where one person takes advantage of a bunch of idiots. MLM = pyramid scheme. Please don't join one; you won't make money.
We honestly don't know how to quantify the value of events. They cost too much money, but they boost employee morale.
Same problem we have with event marketing. There is value, but we don't know how to quantify it.
We refuse to push this strategy until the name changes to Harambe Marketing. Put some respect on that name.