Marketing & Sales

If only we could climb up the corporate ladder with our products.

 
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Marketing & Sales

If only we could climb up the corporate ladder with our products.

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Our Revenue Streams

Active Streams

The percentages represent our estimated profit from each sale/donation. 

GoFundMe 100%
Clothing 40%
Amazon 8%

Planned Streams

The MAAA certification is Large Ladder's creating an award/certificate and then charging people to use our name (most awards are a scam).

MAAA Certification 100%
Manufacture Own Products 50%
White Label 40%

Marketing Plan

We are going to invest in brand awareness and pretend that we have a good way of tracking the overall efficiency. 

Organic Marketing

Paid Marketing

Lead Engagement (Email)

Drip drip mother cluckers. This is an example of our automated drip campaign. You can also see why our founder is banned from sending internal emails (these went out to his current company as a test). 


Email 1- Fake per my last email

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Email 2- Create fake controversey

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Email 3- Pretend to hand out gifts 

  • </br></br>Pretend to have gifts

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Shady Social Media

We will use fake growth to create real growth (not really, but this is how you do it).


Developing Brand Trust

We will buy followers to convince people we are a reputable brand.


Increasing Engagement

We will use hashtags and then buy likes/engagement to trend higher.


Creating Pods

We will create engagement pods where we have our friends comment so their follower see the content. 

Sales Funnel

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