PPE Bikinis & Boardshorts

Swimwear that will make you look so hot, people will think you have a fever.

PPE Bikinis & Boardshorts

Swimwear so hot, you'll think you have a fever.

A large percentage of the proceeds will be used to buy PPE and vaccines for the less fortunate. Please note that we will not use real PPE to manufacture our swimwear.  

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Women's Swimsuit Products

Social distancing is about to get a lot harder because these bikinis will bring all the boys (or girls) to the yard. Hover or click on the image to see a different color variation. 

These suits are so hot, they will make governments stop requiring masks be worn in public.

Graph showing demand for ladders.

These suits are so hot, they will make governments stop requiring masks be worn in public.

Graph showing demand for ladders.

These suits are so hot, they will make governments stop requiring masks be worn in public.

Graph showing demand for ladders.

These suits are so hot, they will make governments stop requiring masks be worn in public.

Men's Swimwear 

Board of your current board shorts? Well, you are in luck because we are finalizing the designs for our men's collection.

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Why You Should Support Us

Yes, we are a real company. Until we establish our LLC, PPE Bikinis  we will operate as a subsidiary of LargeLadders.com: the first company to profit off people building and getting over the wall. 

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Giving Back

We donate a portion of the profits for every swimsuit sold.  The only cause your friend's swimsuit purchase helped is their own narcissism (it is probably ugly too).

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Diversity

PPE Bikinis is a minority owned business (our-founder is half Mexican). Eventually, we will need to expand our organization, so get your applications ready. 

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Unique Styles

 Many startups half-ass their designs. Not us. When we finalize our designs, the only thing half assed will be the people flaunting their cheeks in our bikinis. 

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Costco Access

Can you wear one of our designs in lieu of a face mask at a Costco? We are not sure, but the first person to try will get a sweet $1.50 hot dog combo on us. 

Our Founder

Jake Arredondo is best described as a comedian without an audience. He chases attention to feed his narcissism. Below are a few of his most-recent accomplishments.

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