PPE Bikinis & Boardshorts

Swimwear that makes you look so hot, people will think you have a fever.

PPE Bikinis & Boardshorts

Swimwear so hot, you'll think you have a fever.

A percentage of the proceeds will be used to help clean up the ocean. 

Help us acquire startup funding! 

Women's Swimwear

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Sultry Surgical

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Naughty 95

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Quarantini

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1 PPE Piece

Sultry Surgical Swimsuits 

Social distancing is important, but putting one of our designs on will cause you to attract large crowds. 


Graph showing demand for ladders.
Graph showing demand for ladders.

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Women's Swimwear

Social distancing is important, but putting one of our designs on will cause you to attract large crowds. Jump to your preferred model. 

These suits are so hot, they will make governments stop requiring masks be worn in public.

Naughty 95

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Naughty Nurse

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A prude, an anti-masker, and a person wearing the Naughty 95 walk into a bar. 

These suits are so hot, they will make governments stop requiring masks be worn in public.

Women's Swimwear

Graph showing demand for ladders.

These suits are so hot, they will make governments stop requiring masks be worn in public.

Graph showing demand for ladders.

These suits are so hot, they will make governments stop requiring masks be worn in public.

Men's Swimwear 

Board of your current board shorts? Well, you are in luck because we are finalizing the designs for our men's collection.

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Why You Should Support Us

Yes, we are a real company. Until we establish our LLC, PPE Bikinis  we will operate as a subsidiary of LargeLadders.com: the first company to profit off people building and getting over the wall. 

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Giving Back

We donate a portion of the profits.The only cause your friend's swimsuit purchase helped is their own narcissism.

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Diversity

PPE Bikinis is a minority owned business (our-founder is half Mexican). 

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Unique Styles

 Many startups half-ass their designs. Not us. The only thing half assed will be the people flaunting their cheeks in our bikinis. 

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Costco Access

Can you wear one of our designs in lieu of a face mask at a Costco? We are not sure, but the first person to try will get a sweet $1.50 hot dog combo on us. 

Our Founder

Jake Arredondo is best described as a comedian without an audience. He chases attention to feed his narcissism. Below are a few of his most-recent accomplishments.

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